AFLAC!

You know it's gonna be a good read with gems like "the strange case of the homosexual necrophiliac duck". Those wacky ducks. And for the ladies out there....here's why it's important that you TELL us your thoughts instead of making us guess them:

"When one died the other one just went for it and didn't get any negative feedback - well, didn't get any feedback," he said.

For some reason, "seminal paper" gave me a laugh too. I am clearly warped.